Friday, July 22, 2005

Still pinned down

Oh god well this is pretty bad right now but i managed to get back to our base camp and can finally post again. well children, as you may know my forces are still pinned down on hill 128

for those of you that don't know, i took up that offer for a bounty on those indonesian priates, and the indonesian government gave me fifty raw recruits and we had an amphibious assault on the pirate's island stronghold about 200 miles south of borneo

the landing went unopposed but the shit really hit the fan when we went inland. we took mortar fire from all over and they've got a machine gun bunker on the hillside. i can't see it but it's cutting my men to pieces. i was thinking about trying to bypass it by going around it through the jungle and hitting their camp from the south end of the island. but i just got an executive order from suharto or sukarno or whatever his blasted name is that i shouldn't be avoiding firefights and that i should just push ahead and go at them head on. god dammit i've bled with these men for 10 days and now i might be sending them all to their deaths. but that's the only way i'll get paid. property, this whole thing is about property

anyway we're going to make another push tonight. we're going all the way. all the god damn way. you either go all the way, or you don't go at all
hopefully we get that blasted bunker, and i'll get back to you about it- with pictures if possible

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Magnificent charge Bravo Zero! Finest sight these ever did see!

Did you get the bunkers?

Say again Bravo Zero, How many machine gun nests have located? Did you knock any out?

12:38 PM  
Blogger McStallen said...

Sir I don't think you understand the magnitude of what's going on here your eminence!

Your excellency, I just lost half my men up on that damned hill! I can send two squads up the hill, but that's about it!

Also, please use the radio to contact me from now on- code Bravo Zulu Niner- posting messages on my web-site is not very efficient for this sort of thing, and you even had a typo in your last post

Oh And sir my men need water- we need to get some water up here fast or they might just begin to pass out!

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two squads?! What do you mean two squads!

Now you listen to me McStallen- you take your men up that god damn hill and you kick ass like Gunny Hightower and you take out those bunkers. You dig them out of those wholes, you crush them without mercy!! You hear me?!

And what's this water nonsense? If the men are going to pass out, they'll just have to pass out!

Jesus the only time you worry about a soldier is when he stops complaining!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all this charging up hills and storming bunkers sounds a lot like that lesser classic Frank Trigg Deos Boy Town Yet Again. can we talk about something more serious. I got a rash. some weird shit on the inside of my left thigh. McStallen, what are your thoughts?

10:01 AM  
Blogger McStallen said...

Shiiiiit. Pull your pants up Otter, and the next time I catch you puttin skeeter repellant on your fuckin' thigh I'm gonna courtmartial your mammal ass.

12:13 PM  

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