McStallen's Mailbag of Death Part II
Sorvatz P. writes, "McStallen, What do you plan to do with this Otis Carson fellow?"
You know how you get Carson? He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your boys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's how you get Carson. That's the St. Louis way. And I am planning one last attempt on the life of Otis Carson. If Carson escapes again, I shall declare an end to my personal war against him and even attend his wedding just to show everyone that I am a good sport about these sorts of things.
Gary Shapsteen writes, "I haven't heard much from Juan Boca recently. Where is he?"
'Ol Juan just went on a little fishing trip off Cape Girardeau with Carlos McGelboim. I don't think we'll see Juan around anymore.
Dan Michelless writes, "McStallen, What's with your man-crush on Placido Polanco? Is it like my non-sexual boy-crush on Tom Cruise?"
No Dan, it's nothing like your boy-crush on Tom Cruise.
Vladimir P. writes,"McStallen, you seem to know alot about American sports memorabilia. How much could I get for a New England Patriots american football championship ring?"
Fuck your mother.
posted by McStallen at
2:59 PM
2 Comments:
Otis Carson is a waterwalker (and soft), like those politicians in Jeff City trying to clean up Cape Girardeau, with one hand tied around their balls.
I agree. There's the way it oughta be, and there's the way it is. Carson was full of shit- a crusader. I got no fight with a man does what he's told, but when he don't, the machine breaks down, and when the machine breaks down, WE break down ... and I ain't
gonna allow that. From no one. No one ...
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