A Trip to the Southern Balkans

A strange thing happened today. I was sent by my superior officer, "Y," to the Southern Balkans as the military escort for a group of international VIP's. This trip has nothing to do with my experience as a mercenary. It was sort of a "paid vacation." The Duke's incompetent son Fredo will act as his personal body guard while I am gone, and Ricky Roma will run things around Mountainview.